Lyric Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J

Lyric Song Big Ole Butt: I was at the mallsippin on a milkshake
Playin the walltakin a break
Admirin the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That s when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I saidHow you doin my name s Big L
Don t ask me how I m livin cause yo I m living swell
But then again I m livin kind of foul
Cause my girl don t know that I m out on the prowl
To make a long story shortI got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin her and thankin herchewin her and doin her
Layin like a king on sheets of satin
That s what time it isyou know what s happenin
She had a big ole bootyI was doin my duty
I meanyoI admit that my girl s a cutie
But Tina was eroticEarl s my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went homeI kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl downI couldn t hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
I went to the high school about three o clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin my jock
My homeboy s jeepthe system blastin
Cold forty dogssmilin and laughin
Girls all overthe kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That s when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I d always remember
I said to my manStop the jeep
She s only senteen butyodon t sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girlYo you look tired
Let s go get some rest relax by the fire
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kissI have her a hug
I said to the girlthem young boys ain t nothin
You want to get freaky let me kiss your belly button
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was throughI wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin but
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted outI don t care who you are
I paid it no attentionI walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin in the ride
I walked in the placeeverybody was lookin
And shrimp and steak wasn t the only thing cookin
I sat down to eatordered my food
I said to the waitressI don t men to be rude
But I ll take you on a platter
She saidYou got a girl I saidIt don t matter
You look like you re tastier than a pipin hot pizza
What s your nameShe saidMy tag says Lisa
I saidOK you re smart and all that
But when you get off work yo I ll be back
She looked at me and saidMake yourself clear
L where we goingI saidRight here
She looked kind of puzzledI saidYou ll see
I pulled up at ten on the DOT
When she walked out the doorI threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break a dawn
All over the restaurantword is born
I heard somebody coughin I checked my watch
I couldn t believe it said nine o clock
I grabbed my pantsput on my Kangol
Who did I seeOhyoit was Brenda
Yoshe worked at Red Lobster but I didn t remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I m leavin you
See ya