Lyric Aunt Dot - Lil Kim

Lyric Song Aunt Dot: Lil Kim
My Aunt Dot
left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the shit upthen she hit the streets
Even though I m her nieceshe copped me a piece
Wack ass calibernickel plated with the silencer
What She don t know I like my guns pretty
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin glizzies
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you

Lil Shanice
Whattup I m Shanicedon t remember me

Lil Kim
She called me by my government nameKimberly
Who sent you

Lil Shanice
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie

Lil Kim
Hmmphshe was cute; and mad fly
She had the Prada knapsackwith the hat to match
Bavari hiking bootswith the mink bubblegoose
and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
Then she handed me the note

Lil Shanice
Here read this

Lil Kim
I just stared her up and down
cause I couldn t believe this then I opened it
It saidyquot;Bitches is out to get you;
your so called friendsput a bomb in your Benz
I m on a mission now to do some harm to your friends
They know where you liveso evacuate the crib
And ohthe little girlthat s your cousin Shanice
Since I can t be with herI need you to babysit her
Besides; she looks up to you you re her idol
and tomorrow is her first violin recital
and she would be more than happy if you could take her
Peacemy number s on the back of the paperhit me lateryquot;
Damn what went wrong
Can t we all just get alongand make hit songs
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
If this was a showy all hoes would get yquot;gongedyquot;
Cause if it s onthen it s onbring it on
What the fuck you waitin for C monlet s get it on
What What s takin you so long I got plans for the future
to bring back your head like Medusa

Chorus Lil Kim repeat 2X

Girls be actin stinkand mad funny
Y all bitches bleed like meon the monthly
Can t stand the pain then pop a yquot;Humphreyyquot;
I know it hurts I m killin y all

Lil Kim
Uhhhwe in the Range in this fucked up weather
It s snowin and I m tryin to put the whole shit together
How Laverneshe always wanted to be like me
and dress like meand look like me
and Nicoleit s like she lived in my house
Askin me for moneyday in day out
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
She planned it allcome to find out her name is Keisha
C mon Shanice I m takin you to my house in L Conn
I wanna go with you! Uhhbe quietand we ll get along fine

Lil Shanice
C mon pleaseI wanna be just like you
600 Mercedesand 380 s in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and
H class rocks inside my baby G shop
Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don t love them hoes!
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toesX and O s
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Scoop Lil Nique and Justhen take em to Toys R Us
Make em spend they cheese then kick em out and take the bus
I m the S the H the A the N the I the C the E
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
What what I like the greenknow what I mean
Ever seen The Professional uh huh Well I come cleaner

Lil Kim
You know what I like you; little big person
but rule number one no cursin
Anywaywhat you know about that
You too young for thatwhen I was your age
I woulda got hung for that
Then I picked up the phoneto call my Aunt Dot
so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
Hmm nine one seveneight five eighttwo one two two
yquot;Helloyquot; Yowhat s the deal
Why these bitches buggin out;
I meanwhat s this all about
yquot;See it s sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They don t want you to win no more
Soul Train they don t want you to attend no more
And I guess that s whythey ain t your friends no more
The other daywhen I was comin out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next dooryquot;
For real yquot;Yupthen I choked the bitch out
At least one to the hearttied up her hands and feet
Through her in my backseat
then I dumped her on a dead end street
The other two Yeah they still linger
But don t you lift a fingerI ma get em
so just pray I come home
and when we hang upget rid of your phoneyquot;
Whoo! When Aunt Dot comesoh brother
It s like five Bloody Mary sone after another
Hmmphshe have you stressedno wearin whiteno sex
And when she get vexedyou guess what happens next
Cause them other two girlsthat s still on the menu
is the reason why the story is to be continued

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