Lyric Grandma Don t Be A Snitch - White Bob

Lyric Song Grandma Don t Be A Snitch: Now let me tell you a little story that happened the other day I went in my grandma s room she told me to go away I said listen grandmaI didn t say a word to you You ve taken too many prescription drugs and you haven t a clue She said White Bob listen to me carefully Don t lecture me on drugs boyyou re as high as a tree I wouldn t mindbut it s the simple fact I ve heard you ve been giving cannabis to my cat Look he takes the occasional puffbut he doesn t inhale I m calling the police she said to take you to jail It was at this point I left my grandma s room Kinda worried about the crazy shit she might do Chorus 1 Hey grandma yquot;yeahyquot; don t be a snitch yquot;huhyquot; Don t dob me in yquot;whyyquot; cos i m you re grandson yquot;yeah some grandson!yquot; Hey grandma yquot;yeahyquot; don t grass me up yquot;whatyquot; Don t phone the police yquot;whyyquot; cos I love you yquot;Yeah you re just saying thatyquot; Back in my own room and I had the horn Opened the dvd cabinet and got out the porn It had been a stressful morning and my face was a frown Needed a greasy wank just to calm me down Virtual sex with Jenna Jameson got my dick hard quick Just imagining what that bitch could do to my dick I was wanking in a total state of ecstacy But remembered the curtain was open someone might see I went to the windowdick still in my hand Fuckthe police were outside they bought a transit van My grandma was with themshe pointed up at me She said thats him thereand I think he s holding his willy Chorus 2 Hey grandma yquot;yesyquot; why you being a snitch I m here holding my dick that s pretty sick yquot;ooh that s disgustingyquot; Hey grandma yquot;yesyquot; why d you make that call you played me like a foolI thought we was cool yes I did I couldn t believe my grandma had been such a snitch I put my cock back in my pants and made a run for it Went out the back heading for the garden gate But the police had me surroundedthey said you re nicked mate I said I never gave any wacky backy to her cat They said there s the indecent exposurewe ll do you for that Into the van I went much to my grandma s delight She said let s see how you like it in a prison cell for the night