Lyric I m So Wasted - Adam Sandler

Lyric Song I m So Wasted: Sound of crickets Guy walks across grass
Joe yquot;Hey pal! How ya doinyquot;
M2 yquot;I m so wastedmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyou areoh ho ho!yquot;
M2 yquot;Thanks manyquot;
Joe yquot;It s good partyhuhyquot;
M2 yquot;Ohit s great manyquot;
Joe yquot;Hey that s some good acidhuhyquot;
M2 yquot;Ohkiller manyquot;
Joe yquot;Heymy pleasureyquot;
M2 yquot;I ve never been higheryquot;
Joe yquot;Oh hoyou must be freaking outyquot;
M2 yquot;Acid s great manyquot;
Joe yquot;It s the bestyquot;
M2 yquot;Everytime I do acid manI m so highyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahohyou must be flipping out right nowyquot;
M2 yquot;This is the best acidmanyquot;
Joe yquot;What are you seeinmanyquot;
M2 yquot;OhIthat cloud up theremanyquot;
Joe yquot;Whoayquot;
M2 yquot;It s got a vein in ityquot;
Joe yquot;Oh Holy Cow! Really!yquot;
M2 yquot;And it s bleeding on memanyquot;
Joe yquot;It s bleeding on ya Well watch out!yquot;
M2 yquot;Look at my handmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyquot;
M2 yquot;It It s movingbut it s not movingyquot;
Joe yquot;It s notyquot;
M2 yquot;It s still therebut it looks like it s movingyquot;
Joe yquot;Heyyeah to you it isyquot;
M2 yquot;I m so highyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyou must be flipping outyquot;
M2 yquot;I m flipping out off ityquot;
Joe yquot;Hallucinationsmanyquot;
M2 yquot;Acidrightyquot;
Joe yquot;HeyI got some news fer yayquot;
M2 yquot;I m seeing stuffmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyer seeing stuffyquot;
M2 yquot;RIghtyquot;
Joe yquot;Wellthat s what happens when you take acidbut you know whatyquot;
M2 yquot;What manyquot;
Joe yquot;Uhhhthat really wasn t acid
That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebookyquot;
Silence

M2 yquot;Wha It s probly this weed I m smokin manyquot;
Joe yquot;Ohthat weedyquot;
M2 yquot;That Thai budmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Whoayquot;
M2 Laughing yquot;Everything s hilariousyquot;
Joe Laughing yquot;That s funny man Look at that guyyquot;
M2 Laughing yquot;That s funny manyquot;
Joe Laughing yquot;Look at that guy s hat manyquot;
M2 Laughing yquot;Everything s funny to memanyquot;
Joe yquot;Right Heyhow man bones didya smoke A few jointsmanyquot;
M2 yquot;I had about fouryquot;
Joe yquot;Whoathat s a lot of bones to be smokin manyquot;
M2 yquot;The whole thing s manyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyou sucked em down yerselfyquot;
M2 yquot;Ain t that hilarious!yquot;
Joe yquot;You didn t wanna sharedidjayquot;
M2 yquot;It was great stuffmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Awwyeahhey I got some news on that stuff tooyquot;
M2 yquot;Hey what manyquot;
Joe yquot;That s the stuff I sold youright
M2 yquot;Yeahrightyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyquot;
M2 yquot;It s funnymanyquot;
Joe yquot;Wellwelluhyquot;
M2 yquot;I m wasted off itmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahwell that s good You smoked itrightyquot;
M2 yquot;Rightyquot;
Joe yquot;Well that really wans t weedyquot;
Pause
Joe yquot;No it wasn tit was pencil shavings in a bagyquot;
Silence

Joe yquot;Yeahyquot;
M2 yquot;Wellit s probably this beer
This beer I m drinkingman I must be drunk off it or something
Ya knowI had about eighteen of themmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Whoaoh really!yquot;
M2 yquot;I m justwasted off emyquot;
Joe yquot;That s a lot of beer for a man to drinkyquot;
M2 yquot;ManI gotta pea pretty soonmanyquot;
Joe yquot;You didn t dump em out in the woodsdidjayquot;
M2 yquot;Nonono I drank all of themyquot;
Joe yquot;Rightyeah I saw youthat s good Hey didja eat todayyquot;
M2 yquot;NoI m on an empty stomachyquot;
Joe yquot;Whoayou must be yea extra buzz for youyquot;
M2 yquot;And that s why I m so wasted off it manit s like I m seeing thingsmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyou can hardly standmanyquot;
M2 yquot;You should take my car keyscuz I can t drivemanyquot;
Joe yquot;Rightrightyquot;
M2 yquot;I can barely walkyquot;
Joe yquot;Hey manyou better open those eyes upthey re half shutyquot;
M2 yquot;There s two of youman I can t see anymoremanI m blind!yquot;
Joe yquot;Right I got the beershuh I m the manrightyquot;
M2 yquot;Yeahyou are the manyquot;
Joe yquot;Say it Say I m the manyquot;
M2 yquot;Yer da man!!yquot;
Joe yquot;Okaywell that beeryquot;
M2 yquot;Yeahyquot;
Joe yquot;There was no alcohol in that beeryquot;
Pause
Joe yquot;That was non alcoholic
SouhhagainI m gonna have to bust you on this one
You re lyingyquot;
Silence

M2 Mumbling yquot;I ll be right backyquot;
Joe yquot;Okbuddyyou go sober upyquot;
Walking different directionsgun goes off
Joe yquot;Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!yquot;
Runs over
Joe yquot;Oh my God! You killed yerselfbuddyyquot;
M2 yquot;YeahI m deadmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Oh myoh yer deadyquot;
M2 yquot;YeahI m deadmanyquot;
Joe yquot;That is awefullyquot;
M2 yquot;There s a big white light and everythingmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeah! Well you showed us allmanyquot;
M2 yquot;Oh manI m so peaceful here manyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyou see anything weirdoryquot;
M2 yquot;My relativesmana big white lightand my grandfather s there andyquot;
Joe yquot;OooohI remember himhe s a good guyyquot;
M2 yquot;He s still wearing the same clothesandyquot;
Joe yquot;Heysay hello fer mehuhyquot;
M2 yquot;Hey manJoe says himanyquot;
Joe Chuckling yquot;Rightyquot;
M2 yquot;It s yeahMy uncle s here andyquot;
Joe yquot;Rightright Hey I got some news for ya This is so funnyyquot;
M2 yquot;Yeah Whatmanyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahyeahbefore you goup to heaven
The gunyou killed yerself withthat s the one I sold yourightyquot;
M2 yquot;Yeahyquot;
Joe yquot;Yeahwell that was a cap gun
Sothere s no way you could have killed yourselfyquot;
Pause
Joe yquot;Yeahthat s rightok I m going back to the party Oktake careyquot;
Walks back

M2 Whimpering and crying yquot;I m moving to a different town manyquot;

Four weeks later

Pouring drink
M2 yquot;Oh this beer is greatman
This tequila is really strongman
It s got a wormand everything in itmanyquot;
Buffoon yquot;Fuckin shit!yquot;
M2 yquot;All being in the sunyou re even more wasted
Fuckin shit is rightman!
I am totally wasted nowman
I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shadeyquot;
Buffoon yquot;I know a guy who can suck his own dickyquot;
M2 yquot;YeahI know a guy who can do that too
He s the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfortman
We were so wasted off it
I m serious manyquot;